I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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