hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
tell me about the fingering
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