i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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