yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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