i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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