operation have a gay friend backfired
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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