If i come over, it means nothing
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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