Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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