When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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