we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I want to walk on stilts...naked
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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