Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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