I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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