Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
A bitchslap is in order.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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