It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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Everything about him screamed your future.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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