i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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