Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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