Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet