No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.