i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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