He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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