For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
