Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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