so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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