Hey man sorry I got all grabby
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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