youre lurking in front of me
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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