worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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