Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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