i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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