which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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