how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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