I hope mine doesn't look like that
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
As shirtless as possible
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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