we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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