yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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