summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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