I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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