Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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