Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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