im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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