ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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