This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think my mom watched the whole time
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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