I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just cut my nipple shaving
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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