i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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