why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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