with your own penis?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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