Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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