Your tits are I can't wait for
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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