I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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