he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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