I'm sorry my penis didn't work
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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