Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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