so explain again why im purple
no
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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