Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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