Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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