i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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