Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

He told me I remind him of his sister...

(917): View more from New York City

Was this before or after you did it?

(512): View more from Texas

before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.

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(310): View more from California

Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

We tried having a conversation with our noses.

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(407): View more from Florida

Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.

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(954): View more from Florida

I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"

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(914): View more from New York

i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?

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(563): View more from Iowa

I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.

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(727): View more from Florida

You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?

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