...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.