doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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