They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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You've changed since you got that strap on
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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